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Kenyans Are Tired of the Gachagua and Murkomen Nonsense. Let them Go to Hell

Gachagua can roam around in the US and visit all the parks to parade himself as much as he wants but one thing he does not know or maybe even impossible for him to comprehend is that the US Senate Committee has no time for people goofing around begging to be called to the their meetings because they do not want to be a laughing stock for Americans.

Gachagua is free to be that kind of thing in his country and he can poo on the country if that makes him happy but he is not going to be called to the US Senate Committee meeting even if he stays in the US for the next twenty years before he is dead. Those senators have serious things to deal with and petty Kenyan campaign gimmicks is not one of those things.

Rachel Mitchell, counsel for Senate Judiciary Committee Republicans, questions Christine Blasey Ford as Sens. Mike Crapo, Jeff Flake, Ben Sasse, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee and John Cornyn listen during the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., on September 27, 2018.

Senate Committee Committee Meeting.

Gachagua is going to come back to Kenya never having appeared in the senate or even met one senator regardless of how much he cries for that and he is going to have a hard time telling his worshippers like Cleophas Malala about what he told the senators regarding how bad William Ruto is in their meetings at the Senate Hearing Committee.

So the Kenya government should stop wasting time talking about Gachagua. He means nothing to people in the country and his political team are having a nightmare in terms of what to do with him because he is the one who is guaranteeing William Ruto a second term in office. May be that is the deal they made before he was impeached.

Someone should advice Ruto to relax as he watches Gachagua crumbling to pieces when he comes back home empty handed and seeking for publicity if the government tries to fool around with him.

On the other hand Kenyans have to deal with Kipchumba Murkomen who behaves like he is the CS for Everything in the Ruto Goverment.

Murkomen: Public officers who speak ill of govt should be fired immediately

Kipchumba Murkomwn is by far the worst person in the Ruto cabinet and Kenyans just hate to see him floating all over the place and trying to be Ruto’s image to the public which is the worst thing for Ruto fighting to win in 2027.

Every single day Murkomen makes sure he is in the news and his picture is splashed in every media in the country. Before he got into his dance with Gachagua who is the only person who can make Murkomen look good, the man was having a guard of honour (horror) in the police stations everyday.


Interior CS Kipchumba Murkomen inspecting a guard of honour

The poor cops have been forced to line up saluting Murkomen all the time because that makes him feel important. He figures since he is not the Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces and cannot have the real guard of honour he has to make himself the Commander In Chief of Kenya Police and they must do the guard of honour business for him.

Gachagua only switched to his security diatribe on parroting about Kenya and alleged terrorists when he realized that even his audience in the US were getting sick of his tribalism and were telling him that face to face in meetings he was conducting in Kikuyu language.

Here is what Valentine Wanjiru Githae told Rigathi Gachagua in Baltimore.

“My name is Valentine Wanjiru Githae, and I am here representing the 625 Movement. And mheshimiwa, we are here to tell you the truth, and if we don’t tell the truth as Gen Zs we are doomed to fail, and Kasongo will be back in power,” she stated.

“You need to start positioning yourself as a national leader and not a tribal leader. I know many people won’t like what I am saying, but it is the truth. The first mistake that has been done in this event is speaking Kikuyu,” she added.

“I watched your speech about you in Boston, and there is something you said that the Kikuyu are more hardworking; we have grown the country. But we have done that because we are a beneficiary of Jomo Kenyatta,” she added.

Valentine Wanjiru Githae, directly confronted the former DP over what she termed as divisive rhetoric that undermines national unity.

She told Gachagua to reframe his political approach if he hopes to challenge President William Ruto effectively in 2027.

Wanjiru, who hails from Mathira—Gachagua’s rural home—criticised the decision to begin the meeting by addressing attendees in Kikuyu.

While acknowledging her own Kikuyu heritage, she warned against perpetuating ethnic-based leadership narratives.

“If we position ourselves as Kikuyu, another tribe will also do that, and before we know it, we are back to the same problem,” she cautioned.

Wanjiru also took issue with remarks Gachagua made during a rally in Boston, where he described the Kikuyu as the “drivers of the Kenyan economy” due to their hard work.

She argued that such statements reinforce tribal entitlement and ignore the broader contributions of other Kenyan communities.

“We cannot say that people from other tribes are not hardworking. We have that sense of entitlement as Kikuyus, and it has to stop. If I do not say that, I will not be telling Mheshimiwa the truth,” she asserted.

Rigathi Gachagua strongly defended his consistent focus on the Mt. Kenya region, dismissing claims that he is stoking tribal divisions.

“My daughter, if you follow what happened two weeks before I came to America, you will realise why I have to defend the Mt. Kenya people,” Gachagua stated. “Businesses for the Mt. Kenya people were targeted for destruction. In other areas, they were not destroyed. This is because they wanted to intimidate the people of that region into silence.”

Obviously Gachagua was shocked when a young Kenyan from his own tribe told him in his face that tribalism is bad and cannot work for Kenya if every tribe just grouped themselves as such for political power.

Facing that authentic backlash which he could not blame on other tribes fighting him, Gachagua knew he got everything wrong when he was championing himself as the Gen Z leader and here is one of them telling him they are not interested in tribalism as they fight for a better country for all.

Gachagua has since shifted to Al Shaabab useless talk hoping to get some attention in Kenya where there is no interest at all on his escapade in the streets of America. The likes of Murkomen are the only people paying attention to that big political looser in the US.

It might help the country if Murkomen can book a ticket to the US so him and Gachagua can have street fights in Washington DC and invite the US senators to come and watch a great Kenyan battle for them. Kenyans in the US who come to watch the street wrestling between those two guys would be required to pay $ 5 each to help feed the wrestlers.

William Ruto would be well advised to book a ticket for Murkomen to go to the US because he is a big mess in Ruto’s battle for 2027. Gachagua is politically dead let him rot there in peace. He is worth no attention at all.

Adongo Ogony is a Kenyan Human Rights Activist and a Writer who lives in Toronto, Canada

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